Delightful Dialogue: The Birdcage

Armand: What are you giving him drugs for? What the hell are Pirin tablets?

Agador: It's aspirin with the "A" and the "S" scraped off.

Armand: My God, what a brilliant idea!

Agador: I know.

~ Robin Williams and Hank Azaria in The Birdcage (1996)