Adam, you are a Cin-Ob Supreme! It's like, totally official now. We've been testing you all along, and guess what? You passed. For this glorious win, Chanty and I will come to your house dressed like stormtroopers and give you CANDY! YAAHHH!
To everyone who didn't win, isn't that motivation to win the next one? You bet it is. WHO AM I? takes place every Tuesday morning, so don't miss it!
Ch.ch.check it out! Promos for Green Lantern are in full swing, and the studio has released these character posters for our viewing pleasure. I like the tagline being divided up, but if you only see one somewhere it won't make much sense.
Red, coming in October of this year, stars Bruce Willis, Helen Mirren, John Malkovich, Morgan Freeman, Mary-Louise Parker, and many other awesome names that I'm too lazy to type.
Here! Copy and paste is the solution. Here's Summit Entertainment's press release:
Red is the story of Frank Moses (Willis), a former black-ops CIA agent, who is now living a quiet life. That is, until the day a hi-tech assassin shows up intent on killing him. With his identity compromised and the life of the woman he cares for, Sarah (Parker), endangered, Frank reassembles his old team (Freeman, Malkovich and Mirren) in a last ditch effort to survive.[Wikipedia]
Firstly, I still have a crush on Brucey, and second - I'll see anything with John Malkovich in it. And as a cherry on top we get to see The Queen Helen Mirren whoop some ass. Never thought I'd say that in a post. But you see, anything can happen in Hollywoodville.
Now, I will admit this has the potential for being a flippin' flop, a box office bomb, a stinking pile of embarassment for the actors involved, but I also think it has the potential to be enjoyable. Obviously they'll go for shock value - old people doing extreme stunts, and the standard "I'm getting too old for this" schtick, but meh - I'll see it.
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